I crashed at my friend’s house last night, but ended up leaving at like 6 am. Anyway, I’m waiting for the bus, and this crackhead lady like charges at my backpack and approaches me from the back, so pull my headphones out of my ears and stand my ground. Then she says, “Are you 18?”
I reply, “I’m over 18.”
“Are you going to ho yourself?”
“Um, no. I don’t think that’s a respectable profession.”
Then we get onto the bus and she comes up to me, gestures towards the bus driver, and says “He’s your boyfriend. Sssssh!”
Lady get the hell away from me.